The Becoming

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

the definitive compilation of minyee quotes

on her early years in kindergarten:
"everyone thought i was a boy because i was bald, taller than most, and mute."

on sleeping with her head on her 'bony' arm:
"i cant stand leaning on myself."

her odt song parody:
"going to...triple 's'."

on the life long learner award:
"its not fair that they only extend the award to old people."
[justification]"but ive been learning all my life too!"

on transparent clothing:
[shuqin] "might as well not wear anything!"
[minyee] "but theyll feel cold..."

on the train ride home [part 1]:
"why am i so ano?"

on the train ride home [part 2]:
[me] "so when you say you play sudoku its on your handphone lah."
[minyee] "sometimes i play online too."
[me] "okay..."
[minyee] "and i used to have this sudoku machine but then it ran out of battery so now i dont use it anymore."
[me] *minyee you sudoku fanatic/freak*

Sunday, October 21, 2007

And there's no fancy name for it
No one knows who Aphrodite is
It's only rain and rainbows
And the promise of bliss
When I get there
It just is

Name 13 of your friends that you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you wrote the names of all 13 people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first. No Cheating!

1. Shuqin
2. Minyee
3. Becky
4. Sandhya
5. Jiun
6. Brenda
7. Giamgiam
8. Sabby
9. Shona
10. Grace
11. Jazlyn
12. Sarahong
13. Muni

How did you meet 10?
RS, how boring D:

What would you do if you had never met 2?
i cant imagine, so thank you for the tears and the laughter

What would you do if 6 and 10 dated?
O_O WOW

Have you ever seen 3 cry?
she is probably the last person i think i would see crying

Do you think 10 is cute?
i suppose, in a smiley way :)))

How did you get to know 8?
bonding over cardcaptor sakura and ouran, lol. thanks for bearing with my incessant ranting (you should come online more often so i have someone to fangirl to!)

Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
gomen sarahO, but i dont do yuri

What's 7's Favorite color?
HOT PINK XD

What would you do if 6 confessed she/he loved you?
slap her! er, probably just... wierd out

Fact about 9:
Korean Drama (dust) Queen

Who is 4 steading with?
THIS IS FATE I TELL YOU >D SHES LIkE TWO/THREE/FOUR-TIMING xD (did you take a picture of the japanese guy for me?)

Who is number 5 to you?
an awesome partner-in-crime of course

Would you ever live with 13?
...

Is 1 single?
this is a complicated question. technically yes, but i suspect shes in love with herself

Where does 7 live?
somewhere...in Singapore...along the 105/132 bus route...how embarrassing

What do you think about 3?
scary on the outside, full of nonsense on the inside, a great person to be with on the whole

What's the best thing about number 8?
shes always trying to be a better person for those around her, ganbatte sabby-chan!

What do you like about number 11?
shes going to draw a yaoi doujin and i shall support her all the way! >[]< b

Favorite Memory with 13?
the ones where we're fooling around during PE and the whole class thinks we're wierdos

i has a new haircut.

now i really look like shuqin.

read between the lines.
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Friday, October 19, 2007

one mention of onomatopoeia and...

they were MOANING.

in CLASS.

those assholes.

now i cant get that sound out of my head > . <

Monday, October 15, 2007

I'd like to take you now on wings of song, as it were,
and try and help you forget perhaps
for a while your drab, wretched lives.
Here's a song all about spring-time in general,
and in particular,
about one of the many delightful pastimes
the coming of spring affords us all.

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them{ all }amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgen!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

dont you think so too?

awesooooommme!

new layout!

whats with these exclamation marks?!

maybe theyre default!

no! they ate away the commas!

cannibals!

they mistook them for sushi!

how horrible!

<33 sushi-tei!

theyre having a summer prrroomotion!

no i did not get paid to say that!

but i love them so much i shall give them FREE advertising space!

EAT SUSHI TEI NOW!

NO?!

NO?!

ARE-YOU-OUT-OF-YOUR-MIND-NO?!

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR, EVERYTHING TASTES GOOD WITH WA-SAH-BI!

yes i must be bored!!!

(somebody take me out tomorrow)

Friday, October 12, 2007

lets begin where we left off shall we?

why, it ain't got no swing says:
O------------------------*------------------------O
be my escape} says:
what is THAt
why, it ain't got no swing says:
dunno.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
a hairy nose?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
O*O
-
why, it ain't got no swing says:
-O*O-
-
why, it ain't got no swing says:
thoughtful nerd face
be my escape} says:
-O-O-
_____
be my escape} says:
oh my
why, it ain't got no swing says:
[ ] [ ]
[ ] [ ]
[ ] [ ]

why, it ain't got no swing says:
abs
be my escape} says:
XD
be my escape} says:
llllllllll
(. .)
()TT ()
--censored---
() ()
reading a book on the toiletbowl

why, it ain't got no swing says:
||||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
() [ ][ ] ()
" [ ][ ] "
why, it ain't got no swing says:
muscle man
be my escape} says:
wth! xD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
muscle man's torso
be my escape} says:
his head doesnt fit
be my escape} says:
lemme try
be my escape} says:
WWW
(>_<)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
() [ ][ ] ()
" [ ][ ] "
O--O O---O

why, it ain't got no swing says:
||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
----(beep)-----
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
^ ^

why, it ain't got no swing says:
illiterate guy on toilet bowl learnign ABC with chicken feet
why, it ain't got no swing says:
with drumsticks for legs
be my escape} says:
O_O
why, it ain't got no swing says:
||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
----(beep)-----
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
^ ^

be my escape} says:
speechless
why, it ain't got no swing says:
i'm thinking..
why, it ain't got no swing says:
brackets won't do for legs
be my escape} says:
ahar
be my escape} says:
[]this?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
|||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
uuuuuu
uuuuu
uuuu
uu
^
/ | \
why, it ain't got no swing says:
merman
why, it ain't got no swing says:
||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
\uuuuuu/
\uuuuu\
|uuuuu/
\uu/
^
/ | \

why, it ain't got no swing says:
it just looks like a asrong now.
be my escape} says:
well
why, it ain't got no swing says:
sarong*
why, it ain't got no swing says:
hoo!
be my escape} says:
WWW
(O O)
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[][][][] ()=[ABC]= ()
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[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

why, it ain't got no swing says:
wtf.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
building a wall?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
oh
why, it ain't got no swing says:
toilet bowl.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
haa.
be my escape} says:
diao
be my escape} says:
slow
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
o (O O)
[][] __/ \__
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[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
flush button.
be my escape} says:
nononono
be my escape} says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \__
{}[][][][]( )[ ][ ]( )
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \__
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why, it ain't got no swing says:
toilet paper
be my escape} says:
>_> of course
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \_____
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
whoops
be my escape} says:
xD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "no more!"
l (O O) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "ahhhh!"
l (OoO) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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be my escape} says:
LOL
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "this cannot be happening!"
l (> o <) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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be my escape} says:
xDD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "calm down. there must be something in this book to help me."
l (. .) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "eureka!" *rip*
l (. .) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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be my escape} says:
*flush (to wash the butt)*
be my escape} says:
huh?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
rip the book.
be my escape} says:
the page that reads
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "eureka!" *rip*
l (. .) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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[][][][] ( )OO
why, it ain't got no swing says:
more obvious now
be my escape} says:
very

i still hope you appreciate this.