Someday, people will want to compose epic ballads about
my life. When they finally get down to it, I figured a blog like this one would make good reference material.

lets begin where we left off shall we?

why, it ain't got no swing says:
O------------------------*------------------------O
be my escape} says:
what is THAt
why, it ain't got no swing says:
dunno.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
a hairy nose?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
O*O
-
why, it ain't got no swing says:
-O*O-
-
why, it ain't got no swing says:
thoughtful nerd face
be my escape} says:
-O-O-
_____
be my escape} says:
oh my
why, it ain't got no swing says:
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why, it ain't got no swing says:
abs
be my escape} says:
XD
be my escape} says:
llllllllll
(. .)
()TT ()
--censored---
() ()
reading a book on the toiletbowl

why, it ain't got no swing says:
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( . .)
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() [ ][ ] ()
" [ ][ ] "
why, it ain't got no swing says:
muscle man
be my escape} says:
wth! xD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
muscle man's torso
be my escape} says:
his head doesnt fit
be my escape} says:
lemme try
be my escape} says:
WWW
(>_<)
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( )[ ][ ]( )
() [ ][ ] ()
" [ ][ ] "
O--O O---O

why, it ain't got no swing says:
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( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
----(beep)-----
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
^ ^

why, it ain't got no swing says:
illiterate guy on toilet bowl learnign ABC with chicken feet
why, it ain't got no swing says:
with drumsticks for legs
be my escape} says:
O_O
why, it ain't got no swing says:
||||||
( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
----(beep)-----
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
^ ^

be my escape} says:
speechless
why, it ain't got no swing says:
i'm thinking..
why, it ain't got no swing says:
brackets won't do for legs
be my escape} says:
ahar
be my escape} says:
[]this?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
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( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
uuuuuu
uuuuu
uuuu
uu
^
/ | \
why, it ain't got no swing says:
merman
why, it ain't got no swing says:
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( . .)
__/ \__
( )[ ][ ]( )
()=[ABC]= ()
\uuuuuu/
\uuuuu\
|uuuuu/
\uu/
^
/ | \

why, it ain't got no swing says:
it just looks like a asrong now.
be my escape} says:
well
why, it ain't got no swing says:
sarong*
why, it ain't got no swing says:
hoo!
be my escape} says:
WWW
(O O)
[][] __/ \__
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[][][][] ()=[ABC]= ()
[][][][][][][][]( )
[][][][][][] ( )
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

why, it ain't got no swing says:
wtf.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
building a wall?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
oh
why, it ain't got no swing says:
toilet bowl.
why, it ain't got no swing says:
haa.
be my escape} says:
diao
be my escape} says:
slow
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
o (O O)
[][] __/ \__
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[][][][] ()=[ABC]= ()
[][][][][][][][]( )
[][][][][][] ( )
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
flush button.
be my escape} says:
nononono
be my escape} says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \__
{}[][][][]( )[ ][ ]( )
[][][][] ()=[ABC]= ()
[][][][][][][][]( )
[][][][][][] ( )
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \__
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[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
toilet paper
be my escape} says:
>_> of course
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW
l (O O)
l[][] __/ \_____
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[][][][][][] ( ) \---\
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
whoops
be my escape} says:
xD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "no more!"
l (O O) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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[][][][][][] ( ) \---\
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "ahhhh!"
l (OoO) /
l[][] __/ \_____
{}[][][][]( )[ ][ ]( ) __
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[][][][][][] ( ) \---\
[][][][] ( )OO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
be my escape} says:
LOL
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "this cannot be happening!"
l (> o <) /
l[][] __/ \_____
{}[][][][]( )[ ][ ]( ) __
[][][][] ()=[ABC] () () _)
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[][][][][][] ( ) \---\
[][][][] ( )OO
be my escape} says:
xDD
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "calm down. there must be something in this book to help me."
l (. .) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "eureka!" *rip*
l (. .) /
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be my escape} says:
*flush (to wash the butt)*
be my escape} says:
huh?
why, it ain't got no swing says:
rip the book.
be my escape} says:
the page that reads
why, it ain't got no swing says:
WWW "eureka!" *rip*
l (. .) /
l[][] __/ \_____
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[][][][] ( )OO
why, it ain't got no swing says:
more obvious now
be my escape} says:
very

i still hope you appreciate this.

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