Someday, people will want to compose epic ballads about
my life. When they finally get down to it, I figured a blog like this one would make good reference material.

Watch out! She's got a flame-thrower!
[in response to the k-pop post]

HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?!
!!
HOW CAN YOU HAVE NO MANNERS AT ALL
YOU ARE BARBARIC AND YOU LACK ANY SENSE OF CIVILITY
HOW DARE YOU INSUOLT SHINEE
YOU SHOULD BE THROWN INTO JAIL
NO WAIT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET BOWL RIGHT NOW TO ATONE FOR YOU GREAT SINS
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!!
YOU SUCKETH SUCKETH SUCK SUCK SUCK!!
[I reply that I was merely telling the truth]
THAT IS NOT THE TRUTH
HITLER ALSO ONCE SAID "I TELL THE TRUT"
MAO ONCE SAID "WO ZHI JIANG ZHEN HUA"
POL POT CALLED HIMSELF THE BRINGER OF TRUTH
MY MOM ONCE SAID TRUHT IS THE BEST POLICY
[I say that I am entitled to my own opinions at the very least]
YOU CAN'T THINK OFR YOURSELF
YOUR OPINIONS SUCK
YOUR OPNINOS ARE BAD
YOU NEED TO BE REFORMED
YOU SUCK!!!
OMGG
YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK
I HATE YOU
i am not claming down anytime soon
so keep washing that hair in the toilet bowl
YOU CAN'T EVEN DANCE HALF AS WELL AS THEM
HECK YOU CAN'T EVEN SING
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEW ANY OF THOSE COSTUMES
YOU CANT DO ANY OF THOSE HAIRSTYLES
YOU CANT DO ANYTHING BUT.. BUT BE YOU ( THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT)
THEY DON'T THROW OUT SHIT?!
I HAPPEN TO LIKE SHINEE AND I HAPPEN TO LIEK THAT SONG IF ONE DAY I HAPPEN TO JUST WALK PAST YOU AND NEVER EVER ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE EVER AGAIN, YOU KNOW IT WIL BE BECAUSE OF YOUR FATEFUL COMMENTS.
I STILL HATE YOU
WON'T STOP HATING YOU ANYTIME SOON.
you know what you suck as a fan
YOU ARE A VERY LOUSY FAN
SO IF I LOVE OUR DEAR PM LEE DO I GO AROUND THROWING KNIVES IN HIS BACKSIDE?
NO I DON'T!
I WOULD UM SUPPORT HIS POLICIES
AND I WILL LIKE DONATE MONEY TO THE PARLIAMENT FUND OR WHATEVER IT IS
[I admit I am a bad fan because I have not bought any of their singles/albums]
YES YOU ARE
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCKK
YOU SUCKKK!!
I WILL START CRYING IF YOU DON'T AGREE THAT YOU SUCK
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO BE NICE
YOU STILL SUCK
KEEP THOSE LOLLIPOPS BY YOUR SIDE
[Call a spade a spade I say, if it's bad, denounce it!]
you are blind
you think a spade is an orange
that's why you call an orange a spade
YOU BETTER LIKE I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU
YOU HAVRE NO HOPE
WU YAO KE JIU, THAT'S WHAT YOUR CHINESE TEACHER WOULD CALL YOU
YOU ARE SUCH AN AUNTIE
YOU CRITICIZE TOO MIUCH
and you type too slow
hey! suggestio
why don't you apologize to shinee on your blog??
i'm sure they'll be very happy!!
(:
isn't this a good idea?
lets all thank me together for my brilliant suggestion
[Nah i think i'll just post your angry rant for comic relief ;)]
!!
if you do that i will pluck your eyeballs out and wash them in the toilet bowl again
and then put them back in your face and then wash your face in the toilet bowl as well
so you get double washing.

And that's just the half of it. No names to protect the innocent, your reputation is safe with me, lizzy.

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