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Someday, people will want to compose epic ballads about
my life. When they finally get down to it, I figured a blog like this one would make good reference material.


Perhaps, in the extravagance
of youth, we give away our
devotions easily and all but
arbitrarily, on the mistaken
assumption that we’ll always
have more to give."
- Michael Cunningham




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Friday, June 18, 2010

Germany vs. Serbia 0-1

THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

1. DENIAL

LIES. FILTHY LIES. KLOSE BEING SENT OFF IS A LIE. THE PENALTY KICK PODOLSKI MISSED IS A LIE. THE FINAL SCORELINE IS A LIE. I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT. IT'S ALL ROTTEN SERBIAN PROPAGANDA. LOATHSOME OBNOXIOUS PIECES OF SPAM. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT.

2. ANGER

WHY KLOSE? WHY PODOSKI? WHY NUEUR? WHY GOD WHY? (Quote: "marches off to burn down the serbian embassy")

3. BARGAINING

THIS MUST BE MY RETRIBUTION FOR NOT MUGGING HARD ENOUGH. I PROMISE I'LL BE A BETTER STUDENT IF IT MEANS GERMANY NEVER HAVE TO LOSE ANOTHER FOOTBALL MATCH AGAIN.

4. DEPRESSION

GERMANY DD; *WEEPS* AND THEIR OPENING GAME WAS SO PROMISING TOO. *SOBS INCOHERENTLY* *goes off to compile a playlist full of sad feelings*

5. ACCEPTANCE

THIS ISN'T THE END. GERMANY ARE GOING TO WIN THEIR LAST MATCH OF THE GROUP STAGES 5-0. AND AUSTRALIA ARE GOING TO KICK SERBIAN ARSE (THE IRONY).