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Someday, people will want to compose epic ballads about my life. When they finally get down to it, I figured a blog like this one would make good reference material.
Perhaps, in the extravagance
of youth, we give away our devotions easily and all but arbitrarily, on the mistaken assumption that we’ll always have more to give." - Michael Cunningham
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Friday, June 18, 2010
Germany vs. Serbia 0-1
THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF 1. DENIAL LIES. FILTHY LIES. KLOSE BEING SENT OFF IS A LIE. THE PENALTY KICK PODOLSKI MISSED IS A LIE. THE FINAL SCORELINE IS A LIE. I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT. IT'S ALL ROTTEN SERBIAN PROPAGANDA. LOATHSOME OBNOXIOUS PIECES OF SPAM. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT. 2. ANGER WHY KLOSE? WHY PODOSKI? WHY NUEUR? WHY GOD WHY? (Quote: "marches off to burn down the serbian embassy") 3. BARGAINING THIS MUST BE MY RETRIBUTION FOR NOT MUGGING HARD ENOUGH. I PROMISE I'LL BE A BETTER STUDENT IF IT MEANS GERMANY NEVER HAVE TO LOSE ANOTHER FOOTBALL MATCH AGAIN. 4. DEPRESSION GERMANY DD; *WEEPS* AND THEIR OPENING GAME WAS SO PROMISING TOO. *SOBS INCOHERENTLY* *goes off to compile a playlist full of sad feelings* 5. ACCEPTANCE THIS ISN'T THE END. GERMANY ARE GOING TO WIN THEIR LAST MATCH OF THE GROUP STAGES 5-0. AND AUSTRALIA ARE GOING TO KICK SERBIAN ARSE (THE IRONY). |
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